Greetings, PIT readers! Were you feeling nostalgic for some Y2K madness? I thought as much! I've got my sassypants on and this video just needed to be dissected, Joan Rivers-style. Where to start? Only Vicky would need two of herself on camera at once. I'm surprised homegirl stopped there, honestly. Why not make all the back up dancers Victorias as well? Just one more question, really: did SHE decide she was gonna race around after herself in a blonde wig on some CGI Jet Ski, or was that her evil twin trying to sabotage her career? Now, I know what you're thinking. Why do I have a thing against ol' Posh Spice? That couldn't be further from the truth. I totally respect her for finding so many ways of showing under-, over-, and side-boob consistently throughout the entire video. Zig-a-zig-AHHH!